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	<title>Comments on: Forget I-Banking, Try Roller Coaster Design Instead</title>
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		<title>By: Leeanna</title>
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		<description>Dear Friends, Happy April Fool&#039;s Day!!!

91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife of 66 years go to their lawyer to get a divorce. 
Puzzled, the lawyer asks, &quot;Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long?&quot; 
The answer: &quot;We were just waiting for the kids to die.&quot; 
 

Happy April Fool&#039;s Day!</description>
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<p>91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife of 66 years go to their lawyer to get a divorce.<br />
Puzzled, the lawyer asks, &#8220;Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long?&#8221;<br />
The answer: &#8220;We were just waiting for the kids to die.&#8221; </p>
<p>Happy April Fool&#8217;s Day!</p>
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